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# Posté le mardi 07 avril 2009 17:21

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# Posté le mardi 07 avril 2009 17:21

We Made You

We Made You
Guess who
You missed me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!

When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Playa, who can really blame you? (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man!
She stomped him just because he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutius maximus again
Sqeeze it, then squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes, he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten
I know you want me, girl, in fact, I can see a grin.
Now come in girl.

CHORUS

The enforcer looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse 'er
Sorry Porsha, but what's Ellen Degeneress, have that i don't
Are ya tellin me tenderness
Well I can be as gentle and smooth as a gentlemen
Gimme my ventolin inhaler and two xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, baby say hello to my little friend
Brit, forget K-Fed, let's cut off the middle men
Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl, pay the middle attention
and little did I mention, that Jennifer's in
Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
Man, I swear them other guys, you give 'em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim(?)

CHORUS

And that's why, my love you'll never live without
I know you want me girl 'cause I can see you checkin me out
And baby, you know you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it baby you know that I'm the only one for you (obligatory fart noise)

Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an alphalpha
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
you think thats bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean to mess with ya gal but
Jessica Alba put her breast in my mouth bro
Wowzers I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder why I keep wrestlin elvis
Lord, help us, he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Lookin like someone drinked his outfit I think he' bout to flip
Jessica rest assured Superman's here to rescue you
Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter of fact, bake me a birthday cake
With a sawblade in it to make my jail break
Maybe i think you just met your soulmate
Now break it down girl

CHORUS

So baby, baby, get down down down (x10)

oh Amy, rehab never looked so good
I can't wait, i'm going back haha
WOO
Dr. Dre, 2020
Yeah
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# Posté le mardi 07 avril 2009 16:02

Keep You Much Longer


* One Of My Favorites *

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Wish I could Keep You Much Longer
I know You gotta Go cuz you got things to do
Wish I could Keep You Much Longer
Now You to Busy for Me Girl like I was To You

Wish I could Stop By
And Maybe Say “Hi”
Wish I could jus Stop By
And Lay By Your Side

The Tables have Turned
And I've Finally Learned
That this is Makin Up for Every Day I was Gone
And that's Why I'm Concerned
But Now it's Confirmed
That You Spread Your Wings and Learned to Fly All Alone

Darkness in the Night
I'll Find that Light for You
As Long as I got Eyes
I'll have a Sight for You
Long as I am Alive Baby I'd Die for You
I Wanna Be With You

Wish I could Keep You Much Longer
I know You gotta Go cuz you got things to do
Wish I could Keep You Much Longer
Now You to Busy for Me Girl like I was To You

Wish I could Stop By
And Maybe Say “Hi”
Wish I could jus Stop By
And Lay By Your Side

You're Always On My Mind
While I'm Racin
While I'm Paper Chasin
You Were There when I said One Day I'd Get Up Out that basement
Playin as My Agent
For You, There's No Replacement
You Will Always Be My Girl
and You can Hold Me on that Statement

Darkness in the Night
I'll Find that Light for You
As Long as I got Eyes
I'll have a Sight for You
Long as I am Alive Baby I'd Die for You
Wanna Be With You

Wish I could Keep You Much Longer
I know You gotta Go cuz you got things to do
Wish I could Keep You Much Longer
Now You to Busy for Me Girl like I was To You

Wish I could Stop By
And Maybe Say “Hi”
Wish I could jus Stop By
And Lay By Your Side

Baby I Know You
And How We Do
Doin Exactly What I Taught You
Gotta Get that Money First before You Come Spend that Precious Time with Your Boo
And I know I gotta just Take It
Even though it's Drivin Me Crazy
Always Wanted to See My Girl Make It
Ooh-Yeah

Wish I could Keep You Much Longer
I know You gotta Go cuz you got things to do
Wish I could Keep You Much Longer
Now You to Busy for Me Girl like I was To You

(Wish I Could Keep You So Much Longer)

Wish I could Stop By
And Maybe Say “Hi”
Wish I could jus Stop By
And Lay By Your Side

Wish I could Keep You Much Longer
I know You gotta Go cuz you got things to do
Wish I could Keep You Much Longer
Now You to Busy for Me Girl like I was To You

(Wish I Could Keep You Baby...
I Just Wanna Keep You Longer)
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